Here’s a couple of pro-tips: If you’re one of those dopes who thinks it’s cool to wear a Speedo at the beach, don’t. And, if you insist on wearing your Speedo to the beach, don’t stupidly think everyone—including wild horses—is cool with it. Here’s why:
Some dude who thought it was cool to display his junk on a public beach on Assateague Island, Maryland.
He also thought it would be cool to try to pet a wild horse from behind.
Unfortunately for him, the horse was having none of it.
Hopefully, the poor bastard has learned a couple of valuable lessons.